Hidingbehindmusic

My name is Maddy, im a 16 year old girl, I have an amazing boyfriend named Justin ((Metalhead5214)) and my addictions are cats, bunnies, hedgehogs, and cuteness *_*

oreimo:

job interviewer: wat r ur strengths?

me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized

job interviewer: and ur weaknesses?

me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime hahah anyway other than that hire me im great

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO YOU SHIP ME WITH

play-strangers:

always-sore:

jack is me

why are we bringing this back

play-strangers:

always-sore:

jack is me

why are we bringing this back

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

ivysaint:

Why does that one cat have red eyes? That shit ain’t normal

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

brutalgeneration:

Bring Me the Horizon (by NRK P3)

brutalgeneration:

Bring Me the Horizon (by NRK P3)

ileolai:

”i’ll join the police to make the system better” is like saying ”i’ll join the mafia to turn it into a charity for orphans”

the principles on which the entire thing is built are corrupt

you’re not going to fix it with your magic care bear stare

bosxe:

windows-moviemaker:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

God this got me so good




I am so glad I read all of it

bosxe:

windows-moviemaker:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

God this got me so good

I am so glad I read all of it

tevinterfell:

"I was born in the wrong generation," I sigh wistfully and stare romantically into the distance. "I wish I was alive in 2186 to witness the reapers attack earth."

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

al-grave:

hkirkh:

Electricity through wood

C’mon touch…touch…TOUCH…Awwwwww yea.

al-grave:

hkirkh:

Electricity through wood

C’mon touch…touch…TOUCH…Awwwwww yea.